One flaw in women

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime..
An angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands”!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak,"
the Lord corrected,
"that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Filming slaves wanted!

OK so decided to get cracking with my filming this week in Maidenhead, possibly next week too if I get any worthwhile applications.

So filming slaves. I am shooting all sorts of content and of course I want to shoot stuff I will get a good reaction out of you with. Some of my favourite activities are CP and CBT, humiliation, trampling, foot worship, slave training, chastity (own device required and willingness to return in the future essential) strap on, tease and denial, electric play.... endless list.

Please note a small tribute is required for the day - consider it a wanking tax ;-) There may be filming crew and other male slaves in attendance also.


Preference will be given to those who;

have visited  for a session or communicated previously
have few limits (limits will of course be respected)
are happy to be filmed un-masked
have experience
can be marked
If youre a crier (nom nom tears)
If you can dedicate 3+ hours

The above are only preferences, and not essential criteria. It is only essential that you will show on the day and are enthusiastic about the day as much as we are.

Please message myself with the following details;

when you are free
where you will be travelling from and how
any personal limits, injuries or allergies etc that we need to be aware of
if you require a mask for filming
if you can be marked


Also include a paragraph about why you wish to come, your experience, details of your tribute and anything else you feel is important or of use to us. Make sure you include all this as I do not wish to have to squeeze these answers out of you. Failing to do so will result in your email being ignored.

Remember first impressions mean everything!!!

Emails to Miss_Ely@hotmail.co.uk

Miss Ely

Travel plans for March and April

Well I am off up to the North West for a little break tomorrow.


Me and Miss April have a delightful chauffeur lined up for our little road trip, which is guaranteed to be lots and lots of fun :) 


So I will be around the Preston (Lancashire) area until I return next Tuesday. 


This is going to mostly be a break for me, but I would be interested to hear from you if you would like to book a session or be a filming slave while I am that way, I always like to get new locations for my site, which will be launching in the next few months.

If you would like to meet me, in a session or for filming, please understand that it is up to you to prove that you are serious and not a time waster. For either this can be done by providing references from other Dommes or by making a tribute of some kind. Understand that I get inundated with messages from guys who are not serious, this is just a part of the business and does make a bad name for those of you who are serious, but knowing this, I would hope you are happy to prove you are worth my time and that you are not like the others.

If you are interested in being a filming slave or booking a session then please drop me a message at Miss_Ely@hotmail.co.uk with the following information;

*introduce yourself to me. I dont need your life story, but I do like to know a little about those I session/film with.

*tell me where you are based, if you can travel to me, and how you will travel.

*tell me whether you’re interested in being a film slave a session or another meeting, ie; lunch, a shopping trip or a night out. I am very open to hearing, I know a 'session' type meet isn't for everyone, so do feel free to discuss this with me.

*tell me what activities you’re most interested in, any hard limits and anything else I will need to know.

*Prove yourself! Provide a reference or express your interest in making some kind of tribute to myself (there are many options here, the gesture is more important than the actual gift/tribute.)

I will also be available for filming for private use, content share or if you are a photographer/film producer - Please drop me a title and let me know as much info as possible. My schedule can be flexible for the right offer. 

More details on my Domme site www.MissEly.com or for modelling http://purpleport.com/portfolio/ely/

I leave tomorrow at 1pm, so if you can book by then I can ensure I have any items I need with me. I will have a few bits and pieces with me, but am very capable of adapting to a household environment and using everyday items to ensure your complete domination. 

The same applies to shoots, I will have some outfits with me, but nothing extensive. I know the area very well for location shoots and all the local stores if there is something that you would love to shoot me in. I just need a little time to arrange everything. 

IN APRIL I AM PLANNING TO TRAVEL UPTO SCOTLAND VIA THE WEST COAST AND RETURNING VIA THE EAST. THE ABOVE APPLIES TO THAT TRIP ALSO, FOR THE RIGHT OFFER I WILL MAKE SURE I AM IN YOUR AREA! 

I am looking forward to blogging about my trip when I return!!

Be good while I am away!!! 

Miss Ely xxx

CFNM party, 17th March - Maidenhead!

Myself and the lovely Miss April Kaye will be hosting a CFNM party on the 17th of March at around noon.

There will be plenty of entertainment and slaves for us ladies to amuse ourselves with.

Foot massages all round and our very own little cocktail slave here to serve drinks and canapes. My little pain slut will be here also, so no doubt there'll be plenty of opportunity to thrash, should it take your fancy.

All females welcome, and of course, you may attend with friends or your personal sub/slave. This will be a femdom event, so even if you are submissive, you are most welcome to come and have a giggle, socialize and be mean to some piggies... or just ignore them if it pleases you!

We have 3 subs confirmed so far, and potential space for one or two more. ONLY those who have served or sessioned with us before will be considered for this event. We only seek the best behaved and most enthusiastic of slaves for our parties.

It won't be anything too intense and limits are always respected.

Please express your interest via PM!

Hope to see you there!!

Miss Ely xxx

Trip to Torquay

Well.

I just had to write about my trip down to Torquay this weekend just gone. My slave #25 aka smithy was chosen to attend with me.

So early Saturday morning smithy arrived at my home to collect me in his car. We had a long drive ahead so decided that setting off early would be the best way to make the most of our trip.

Now smithy is a very special sub, and a very lucky one too I am sure you will agree :)
I do enjoy spending time with him, and he is a delightful sub to spend time with. I also count myself as rather lucky. I really enjoy our time together, and theres never any pressure, I can just be myself and it is always fun!

Now I havent been at full health recently, so a break and some country air would do me wonders. Bit of a kinky catch up and lots of fun to be had. So out we go, with smithy carrying my bags, opening the door and thinking of everything. He'd had the car cleaned for me, and even stocked it with snacks, drinks and my cigarettes. Perfect start. Good music and the open road. The sun even decided to start shining for us. :)

By the time we got to Exeter smithys car was filthy, nearly as dirty as my mind! I couldnt resist vandalising it a little bit while he went to the car parks ticket metre. "I wish my wife was this dirty" hahaahaa

The sun was still shining and the town centre was lovely. Everyone walked rather slowly and were relaxed, which was weird as we are used to the faster city life. A nice change though! I wanted balloons, but resisted! I discovered I have an 'office' (aka nero) here too!

We went to a super little tobacco shop and smithy got me some coloured cigarettes which will be appearing in clips very soon I would imagine! They are very cute!

The traffic was slow so I decided to have smithy snap a pic of me taking one;

So we got to Torquay and wow! The place was beautiful, my snaps don't do it justice!!!

 smithy gave me a great tour, hes spent a lot of time here, and I cant say I blame him, it's a lovely place!

 We went for a delightful lunch right by the harbour and both ate way too much delicious lunch. We had a lovely wander around and all the time smithy being his usual cheeky self, but very well behaved, gentlemanly and not expecting anything in return, I cant stress enough how much more pleasurable it is when its like my time with smithy is.

We decided to find a hotel for the evening as I was tired and didnt expect to last too long. We did consider this place as my cage is called colin (@colinthecage on Twitter) But we took a snap and had a giggle before booking into another hotel and getting ready for our BDSM night at No Mercy Manor.

We had a wonderful night there, met LOTS of fantastic people and played with the violet wand and staples... Mmmmmmm... Of course I came back armed with one, which is going to be lots of fun! Can't wait to play with it!!!

We set of home the next morning after a night of disturbed sleep due to smithy snoring lots! I was tempted to make him sleep in the hallway! lol... We went and bought some tat before leaving (tat = souveneers) and I had a little nap in the car while the sun was shining. I awoke to snow! Bloody snow!! Madness! But totally made my weekend hehee!! Fantastic time and was great to get back after and be back in my own bed.

Right... I should think about posting about mine and Miss Aprils filming day soon. For now, back to editing... :)

Miss Ely

Forgot to add...

My new website has gone up now, go check it out for more information about me, sessions and of course how to contact me! :)

www.MissEly.com

More to come soon including a guest book, more galleries and a surprise or three ;) Keep your eyes on it!!

Miss Ely

Good intentions

Well, I started 2012 with good intentions to write a lot more about what I have been upto, I haven't had the time unfortunately. My daily phot project is happening. True it is mostly on my iPhone, but my twitter fans see lots of them! So go find me there already! @Miss__Ely

As I got up at 6am today and have done everything I needed to this morning, I find myself here, waffling about never writing. Stranger things have happened. I've caught up on a few blogs I like to read over coffee, so no complaints from me.

It has indeed been a manic, but thoroughly enjoyable 2012 so far. I have had the delight of having Miss April here. We have been doing double Domme sessions, filming, frolicking and generally having a ball. Both now firm Nero chai latte addicts, I am going to be lost when she goes home to Manchester this week!! I could write about her all day, she is truly stunning and so natural in her Dominating style. Though we are rather different in our skill set and approach we seem to compliment each other very well indeed. So beware those of you wanting to book a session with us. We are not for the feint hearted. You can find us here; Berkshire Bitches

I have been filming for some great sites and am very excited to see the results going up. As a huge supporter of Young Dommes, I try to go along and film and visit them often. As always Princess Megan was a darling, it was fab to catch up again after the holidays. Last time we saw each other was our November dinner party. A great day was had by all, one of the filming slaves even wrote a review. Linky thing to the review Lots of lovely words said about myself and Miss April :) And of course the sites Young Dommes and Class 5b I suggest you join both now to see me in action as these are the main people I film with these days!

A little interview I did with darling Uncle Monty has gone up. Always an interesting thing to read about people, so heres the link Interview - I am looking forward to working more with DSL in the future.

My dear little subbie #25 aka smithy finally got release after one month in chastity, I will have him write up more about that though. He is such a good boy most of the time, so deserved a little treat.

And what better way to spoil him than allow him to escort me to my first Pedestal trip. It was his first time too, and he really did me proud. As an Essex boy he can talk a lot sometimes, but he was on his best behavior and I had lots of praise over him. Happy Miss Ely and a very lucky smithy. Both myself and the delightful Miss April had a marvelous time there and will certainly be going again! Here's a snap of my outfit before I dashed out and one of us both collaring our boys for the evening.

Now if that wasnt enough fun for a weekend, on the Saturday myself and my dear friend who I live with, the pretty one, Mr CMUK himself, hosted one of our delightful and deviant dinner parties with some dear friends. Again smithy was on hand to serve and entertain us. There was fun with the shock collar and of course delicious food and fantastic company. We retired in the small hours of the morning to rest ready for Sunday which always includes a huge cooked breakfast and more fun. This time more so than usual as one of our lovely guests Miss Annalieza was here. Myself, Miss April and smithy joined her for some filming which was hilarious and great fun! Footage coming soon to her website; http://www.miss-annalieza.co.uk She also has a new forum on there so get signed up already! Here's us in action!

I'll leave you with two images. The first of a new toy I picked up when out for chai latte's with Miss April and the second of the joy that can happen with it courtesy of #26's ass! Thats half a dozen strikes. I may look petite and feminine but don't let that fool you into thinking I am sweet and gentle. Far from it!! He is called ouchy onslow the spanking brush! :) *amused* Hopefully the next post wont be so huge, or so far away.

 

Be good, and if you can't be good get visiting me already!! ;)

Miss Ely xx

Ooooh almost forgot, I got my fifth tattoo last week, which will eventually be worked into the tattoo on my calf to be the full length of my leg! Maybe if you serve well you'll get the honour of worshipping it! Heres another iPhone snap right after it was done! Colour to come next week! I adore it hehee! :)

If I could be anyone, I would be me. If I cant be myself, who will I be. 

Have fun darlings!!!