An insight into the madness that is my life. I'm a model, Domme, clickyographer and full time bitch!

Avoiding the dating scene, but living the BDSM one 24/7. Partying with awesome people and loving my life!

A little bit insane, a lot of fun, sometimes sad but never dull!

Monday, 16 April 2012

Miss Ely and Miss Annalieza visit Kent

I am delighted to be able to announce to all you lucky sluts that the beautiful Goddesses that are Miss Ely and Miss Annalieza are visiting Kent this Thursday, 19th of April for the weekend.

The Goddesses have decided to offer you lucky sluts one of four possibilities in meeting them:

1) APPOINTMENTS
The Goddesses have a limited amount of time in which they can take bookings for Double Domme Appointments over the weekend. Mainly on Friday and Saturday evenings after 7pm.
Appointment tribute is a minimum of £300 per hour and you will be expected to pay a deposit unless you are VERY well known by one or both of the Goddesses.

2) OVERNIGHT SLUT STAYS
There is potential for an overnight stay with the Goddesses for the right slut on either Thursday or Friday evenings only to serve for their entertainment in their private Appartment. Appointment time with the Goddesses will be very different from a session because it is more about serving and assisting them while in their divine company.
Again a deposit and tribute will be expected.
There will no doubt be time for some play, but this is not to be expected as spending time with the Goddesses together is a special and rare gift in itself. Obviously as a slutty piggy there will be errands and chores for you to do and if not, they might just invent some for their amusement.

3) FILMING SLUTS
On top of this there will also be the potential to do some filming with the Goddesses for their FemDomme sites, either individually or together in the day. To be lucky enough to be considered as one of the Goddesses filming slaves, being able to be marked and filmed without masks are preferable, but not essential for the right piggy.

4) DOMESTIC COMPANION & CHAUFFEUR
There is also the possibility of being a domestic companion & chauffeur for the days the Goddesses are in Kent, maybe having to drive one or both of the Goddesses about, maybe having to take them shopping and carrying their Goddess bags. Who knows, you will be at their command in anyway that will make the Goddesses lives easier.
Obviously the Goddesses will require a meal in the evening, so you need to be able to cook, or to find somewhere acceptable for the Goddesses to dine. You will either wait in the car until they need you to come in and pay, or for a small extra contribution the Goddesses have agreed you can watch them eat, maybe from another table, while you of course get nothing other than their left overs if they leave any. Any left overs will be consumed from a pet bowl once the Goddesses have been safely returned to their Appartment. If you choose to not pay a tribute to watch the Goddesses eat then you go to bed hungry piggy.

If interested in booking the Goddesses for any of the above, please email Miss Ely with the following details, failure to do so will result in your message being deleted and ignored.

- Which option you are applying for: 1) an Appointment, 2) an overnight stay, 3) filming piggy or 4) to serve as a domestic companion & chauffeur during the Goddesses visit
- The day(s) and time you would like to visit.
- How long you wish to visit for.
- Your tribute proposal
- Deposit amount and how you intend to pay this (paypal or in person preferred)
- Your contact details

Please also include a bit about yourself and your interests, any skills you have etc etc. This is your chance to impress. The Goddesses expect the demand to be very high for this rare honour.
Please make sure that you answer all the questions above, failing to do so not only makes you look even more like a silly piggy but shows simple tasks can not be completed!

Send emails to Miss_Ely@hotmail.co.uk
Alternatively you may call on 07928 959671 to discuss our requirements.

The Goddesses will only be taking advanced bookings.
Serious enquiries only please.
Be respectful and humble at ALL times.

On behalf of Goddesses Miss Ely & Miss Annalieza

Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Editing videos

Sat editing some footage I shot recently.
I hate editing.
Anyone want to come do it for me??

In the mean time heres some snaps for you to get excited about.




And some more from Princess Megan while filming for YoungDommes.co.uk and Class5b.co.uk


Enjoy ;) 

Monday, 2 April 2012

One flaw in women

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime..
An angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands”!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak,"
the Lord corrected,
"that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Filming slaves wanted!

OK so decided to get cracking with my filming this week in Maidenhead, possibly next week too if I get any worthwhile applications.

So filming slaves. I am shooting all sorts of content and of course I want to shoot stuff I will get a good reaction out of you with. Some of my favourite activities are CP and CBT, humiliation, trampling, foot worship, slave training, chastity (own device required and willingness to return in the future essential) strap on, tease and denial, electric play.... endless list.

Please note a small tribute is required for the day - consider it a wanking tax ;-) There may be filming crew and other male slaves in attendance also.


Preference will be given to those who;

have visited  for a session or communicated previously
have few limits (limits will of course be respected)
are happy to be filmed un-masked
have experience
can be marked
If youre a crier (nom nom tears)
If you can dedicate 3+ hours

The above are only preferences, and not essential criteria. It is only essential that you will show on the day and are enthusiastic about the day as much as we are.

Please message myself with the following details;

when you are free
where you will be travelling from and how
any personal limits, injuries or allergies etc that we need to be aware of
if you require a mask for filming
if you can be marked


Also include a paragraph about why you wish to come, your experience, details of your tribute and anything else you feel is important or of use to us. Make sure you include all this as I do not wish to have to squeeze these answers out of you. Failing to do so will result in your email being ignored.

Remember first impressions mean everything!!!

Emails to Miss_Ely@hotmail.co.uk

Miss Ely

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Travel plans for March and April

Well I am off up to the North West for a little break tomorrow.


Me and Miss April have a delightful chauffeur lined up for our little road trip, which is guaranteed to be lots and lots of fun :) 


So I will be around the Preston (Lancashire) area until I return next Tuesday. 


This is going to mostly be a break for me, but I would be interested to hear from you if you would like to book a session or be a filming slave while I am that way, I always like to get new locations for my site, which will be launching in the next few months.




If you would like to meet me, in a session or for filming, please understand that it is up to you to prove that you are serious and not a time waster. For either this can be done by providing references from other Dommes or by making a tribute of some kind. Understand that I get inundated with messages from guys who are not serious, this is just a part of the business and does make a bad name for those of you who are serious, but knowing this, I would hope you are happy to prove you are worth my time and that you are not like the others.
If you are interested in being a filming slave or booking a session then please drop me a message at Miss_Ely@hotmail.co.uk with the following information;
*introduce yourself to me. I dont need your life story, but I do like to know a little about those I session/film with.
*tell me where you are based, if you can travel to me, and how you will travel.
*tell me whether you’re interested in being a film slave a session or another meeting, ie; lunch, a shopping trip or a night out. I am very open to hearing, I know a 'session' type meet isn't for everyone, so do feel free to discuss this with me.
*tell me what activities you’re most interested in, any hard limits and anything else I will need to know.
*Prove yourself! Provide a reference or express your interest in making some kind of tribute to myself (there are many options here, the gesture is more important than the actual gift/tribute.)
I will also be available for filming for private use, content share or if you are a photographer/film producer - Please drop me a title and let me know as much info as possible. My schedule can be flexible for the right offer. 
More details on my Domme site www.MissEly.com or for modelling http://purpleport.com/portfolio/ely/
I leave tomorrow at 1pm, so if you can book by then I can ensure I have any items I need with me. I will have a few bits and pieces with me, but am very capable of adapting to a household environment and using everyday items to ensure your complete domination. 
The same applies to shoots, I will have some outfits with me, but nothing extensive. I know the area very well for location shoots and all the local stores if there is something that you would love to shoot me in. I just need a little time to arrange everything. 
IN APRIL I AM PLANNING TO TRAVEL UPTO SCOTLAND VIA THE WEST COAST AND RETURNING VIA THE EAST. THE ABOVE APPLIES TO THAT TRIP ALSO, FOR THE RIGHT OFFER I WILL MAKE SURE I AM IN YOUR AREA! 
I am looking forward to blogging about my trip when I return!!

Be good while I am away!!! 
Miss Ely xxx

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

CFNM party, 17th March - Maidenhead!

Myself and the lovely Miss April Kaye will be hosting a CFNM party on the 17th of March at around noon.

There will be plenty of entertainment and slaves for us ladies to amuse ourselves with.

Foot massages all round and our very own little cocktail slave here to serve drinks and canapes. My little pain slut will be here also, so no doubt there'll be plenty of opportunity to thrash, should it take your fancy.

All females welcome, and of course, you may attend with friends or your personal sub/slave. This will be a femdom event, so even if you are submissive, you are most welcome to come and have a giggle, socialize and be mean to some piggies... or just ignore them if it pleases you!

We have 3 subs confirmed so far, and potential space for one or two more. ONLY those who have served or sessioned with us before will be considered for this event. We only seek the best behaved and most enthusiastic of slaves for our parties.

It won't be anything too intense and limits are always respected.

Please express your interest via PM!

Hope to see you there!!

Miss Ely xxx

Trip to Torquay

Well.

I just had to write about my trip down to Torquay this weekend just gone. My slave #25 aka smithy was chosen to attend with me.

So early Saturday morning smithy arrived at my home to collect me in his car. We had a long drive ahead so decided that setting off early would be the best way to make the most of our trip.

Now smithy is a very special sub, and a very lucky one too I am sure you will agree :)
I do enjoy spending time with him, and he is a delightful sub to spend time with. I also count myself as rather lucky. I really enjoy our time together, and theres never any pressure, I can just be myself and it is always fun!

Now I havent been at full health recently, so a break and some country air would do me wonders. Bit of a kinky catch up and lots of fun to be had. So out we go, with smithy carrying my bags, opening the door and thinking of everything. He'd had the car cleaned for me, and even stocked it with snacks, drinks and my cigarettes. Perfect start. Good music and the open road. The sun even decided to start shining for us. :)


By the time we got to Exeter smithys car was filthy, nearly as dirty as my mind! I couldnt resist vandalising it a little bit while he went to the car parks ticket metre. "I wish my wife was this dirty" hahaahaa


The sun was still shining and the town centre was lovely. Everyone walked rather slowly and were relaxed, which was weird as we are used to the faster city life. A nice change though! I wanted balloons, but resisted! I discovered I have an 'office' (aka nero) here too!


We went to a super little tobacco shop and smithy got me some coloured cigarettes which will be appearing in clips very soon I would imagine! They are very cute!

The traffic was slow so I decided to have smithy snap a pic of me taking one;

So we got to Torquay and wow! The place was beautiful, my snaps don't do it justice!!!
 smithy gave me a great tour, hes spent a lot of time here, and I cant say I blame him, it's a lovely place!

 We went for a delightful lunch right by the harbour and both ate way too much delicious lunch. We had a lovely wander around and all the time smithy being his usual cheeky self, but very well behaved, gentlemanly and not expecting anything in return, I cant stress enough how much more pleasurable it is when its like my time with smithy is.

We decided to find a hotel for the evening as I was tired and didnt expect to last too long. We did consider this place as my cage is called colin (@colinthecage on Twitter) But we took a snap and had a giggle before booking into another hotel and getting ready for our BDSM night at No Mercy Manor.

We had a wonderful night there, met LOTS of fantastic people and played with the violet wand and staples... Mmmmmmm... Of course I came back armed with one, which is going to be lots of fun! Can't wait to play with it!!!


We set of home the next morning after a night of disturbed sleep due to smithy snoring lots! I was tempted to make him sleep in the hallway! lol... We went and bought some tat before leaving (tat = souveneers) and I had a little nap in the car while the sun was shining. I awoke to snow! Bloody snow!! Madness! But totally made my weekend hehee!! Fantastic time and was great to get back after and be back in my own bed.

Right... I should think about posting about mine and Miss Aprils filming day soon. For now, back to editing... :)

Miss Ely